Spooner's Patch poster

TV series · 1979

Spooner's Patch

First aired 9 July 1979 Comedy TMDB ↗

Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.

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How old were they?

Oldest first
Dermot Kelly
as Kelly
62
Ronald Fraser
as DI Spooner
49
Donald Churchill
as DI Spooner
48
John Lyons
as PC Killick
36
Peter Cleall
as DC Bulsover
35
Everyone else (17) ↓
Stuart Saunders
as Golf Club Secretary
70
Patricia Hayes
as The Traffic Warden
69
Patricia Hayes
as Old Lady
69
Mavis Pugh
as Woman
65
Anthony Sharp
as Doctor
64
Ronnie Brody
as Waiter
60
John Barron
as Golf Club President
58
Donald Morley
as Mayor
56
Norman Rossington
as PC Goatman
50
Bill Treacher
as Car Owner
49
James Villiers
as Film Producer
48
John Clegg
as Vicar
45
Amanda Barrie
as Spooner's Girlfriend
43
Lynn Farleigh
as Mrs Webster
37
Wendy Richard
as Girl
35
Barrie Rutter
as Psychiatrist
32
Ava Cadell
as Greta
23
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