Robert Apisa

as Narrator / Self

as Thug

as Bailiff

as Franco

as Iraqi Tank Commander (as Bob Apisa)

as Demou

as Bouncer (uncredited)

as Bones

as Mr. Lopacki

as Home Plate Umpire

as Girado

as Prisoner

as Bodyguard #1

as Baynard's Bodyguard

as Man with Red Bandana

as Teller

as Kahuna

as Alonso

as Varga

as Kahea

as Foreman

as Corelli

as Bouncer

as Bodyguard on Stairs

as Santos

as Joaquin

as Kimo

as Harland

as Mortician

as Mack

as Joe Soames

as Freighter Captain

as George

as Portuguese

as Regan