Movie · 2011
Bad Actress
“She's not bad. She just acts that way.”
Released 6 March 2011 87 min Comedy More from 2011 → Letterboxd ↗ · TMDB ↗
Alyssa Rampart Pillage is a washed up TV queen whose career has been reduced to starring in commercials for her husband Bernie’s appliance empire. When their tree hugging daughter Topanga dies in a tragic golf ball accident, Bernie goes off the spiritual deep end and tries to give away their fortune with disastrous results. But what starts off as tragedy quickly turns into career re-invention for Alyssa. And as the body counts rises, so does her star.
FR·01
How old were they?
Chris Mulkey
as Bernie Pillage
Dee Wallace
as Dee Wallace
Corbin Bernsen
as Corbin Bernsen
Beth Broderick
as Alyssa Rampart-Pillage
Greg Proops
as Barry
Nancy M. Pimental
as Sonya
Vincent Ventresca
as Morris Pillage
Nathan Lee Graham
as Cassandra / David Gilner
Andrew Levitas
as George Apodaca
Keri Lynn Pratt
as Topanga Pillage
Deborah S. Craig
as Detective Pam Rudin
Whitney Able
as Rebecca Pillage
Ryan Hansen
as Russell Pillage
Sean Hankinson
as Forensics Coordinator
Preston Jones
as Tyler Shane Donovan
Jason Olive
as Detective Ray Stoker
Craig Tsuyumine
as Anchor / Reporter
Venetia Pristavec
as Jodi
Joy Gohring
as Dr. Monika
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The numbers
35years between the oldest and youngest billed
62Chris Mulkey — oldest on the call sheet
27Preston Jones — youngest billed
42average age of the credited cast