Movie · 1993
Brain Smasher... A Love Story
Released 17 November 1993 88 min Action / Comedy / Romance More from 1993 → IMDb ↗ · Letterboxd ↗ · TMDB ↗
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
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How old were they?
Dorothy Dells
as Miss Bellows
Lin Shaye
as Make up Artist
Brion James
as Brown
Tim Thomerson
as Black
Charles Rocket
as Jones
Nicholas Guest
as Smith
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
as Cammy Crain
Peter Kwong
as Red Monk
Andrew Dice Clay
as Ed Molloy
Yuji Okumoto
as Wu
Teri Hatcher
as Samantha Crain
Wrick Jones
as Lead Officer
Galen Schrick
as Jim Romeo
Steve Tancora
as Bob Brisco
Danny Perkin
as Guy in Line 2
Ross Huffman-Kerr
as Night Manager
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The numbers
37years between the oldest and youngest billed
65Dorothy Dells — oldest on the call sheet
28Teri Hatcher — youngest billed
43average age of the credited cast